Remarkable Quotes

"The existence of a pebble is quick.  So goes the essence of a green arrow". - Tom Smothers

Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why"?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,  because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever". -  Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

"Things are more like they are today than they ever were before". - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." - Lt. Col. Gerald Wellman, MIT ROTC

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country". - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it". - Yogi Berra

"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net". - Bob Dole

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure". -- J. Danforth Quayle

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas". - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"I never inhaled". - Bill Clinton

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago". -  Dan Quayle

"Nobody will ever need more than 640K". - Bill Gates

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of  your life". -  Brooke Shields

"Let them eat cake". - Marie Antoinette

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hillary Clinton

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it". - W.C. Fields

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese". - Former French President Charles de Gaulle

"You can observe a lot just by watching". - Yogi Berra

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with  those people". - Dan Quayle

"In the long run we are all dead". - John Maynard Keynes

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's impurities in  our air and water that are doing it". -  Dan Quayle

"Even a paranoid can have enemies". - Henry A. Kissinger

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers". - Shakespeare , Henry VI, Part II

"The president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep". -  Clinton aide George Stephanopolous

Definition: "Windows 95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition".

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